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I know, horridly lame title. Deal.

Over the course of many years, I have had to deal with the worlds most annoying Trait:

Assumption.  Oh how I HATE assumption.  I’m human, I’m guilty of it too I’m no saint but I CATCH MYSELF before I open my big fat mouth.  (Which of course is miraculous that i have that occasional ability.)  My ex was the worst in the world when it came down to assumption, but then again he was slightly off kilter and controlling and swore up and down I was cheating on him.  Funny story, except not really. 

To me, it really isn’t that hard to just stop and think perhaps thats not what they meant by that or perhaps they aren’t saying _______ to do ______ to me or what have you. 

Or for example just because there is some swearing in a letter than im suddenly MAD oh noez!  I swear alot, and if you know me well enough you should know better than to assume I’m mad when I swear..It usually isn’t the case anyhow.

Really all assumption does these days is cause misunderstandings and rifts between friends just because one or both of them was too stupid to stop and remember:

Assume makes an ass out of you and me!

-Liv.

Setting: Lobby of job. october of this year.

Me: [Enter various pleasantries with file-lady here]

Receptionist1: Hey who knows what I should do with this box-cutter

Me: You could always hijack a 747. Oooooh too soon?

Receptionist1 and 2, file girl: ……

[Crickets.]

Me: Mmmmmk… [abrupt subject change.]

 Honestly they make me wonder a bit.

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