While I love to pretend that I am not a secret stalker or that I follow people’s blogs, updates or what have you – I have become obsessed with violent acres through no fault of my own. Sad, I know right?
Seriously though. Anyhow, the point being (besides that I idolize her and have a little shrine and aspire to be as funny as her…impossibly I know) I have finally descided that after two months of perusing reading and following I might join the Catchphrase contest, albeit a little early for the next.
Of course I thought of these in the shower while not only do i get very hot and heavy thinking about her (HAHA JOKE. nasty people.) its a wonderful place to think. Here we go.
1. Uniting all of the literate people against the Mommyblogger epidemic!
2. Violent Acres: Standing up to god and his stupid lemons. Who the fuck wants lemonade?
3. She who shits watermelons over idiocy and normalcy!
4. Taking your suggestions and critisism and shoving it in your eye.
5. I’ll eat your eyes AND piss you off, Not always in that order.
6. Kicking your ass, taking your name, and making your kids look retarded. All in a days work.
7. VA: Martyr of all against the wal-martians.
8. Knifing in the face isnt my ONLY specialty, just my favorite. stab and twist.
Yeah thats pretty much all I can do with my work frazzled brain.
Speaking of work, I would like to just make a note on how it is really a bad idea to call a pizza place, order two extra larges from Pizza Guys when im RIGHT THERE and not tell me where it is.
Oh I will find it. I will sniff it out like a fucking dog and sneak like six peices.
I am officially the fattest skinny girl EVER. at a buck ten I can pack it away with the rest of them.
By the way this sheisty pizza is fucking good.
ass holes.
