Setting: Lobby of job. october of this year.
Me: [Enter various pleasantries with file-lady here]
Receptionist1: Hey who knows what I should do with this box-cutter
Me: You could always hijack a 747. Oooooh too soon?
Receptionist1 and 2, file girl: ……
[Crickets.]
Me: Mmmmmk… [abrupt subject change.]
Honestly they make me wonder a bit.