November 2007


I fully, more than most people, understand the desire to hate someone and ruin their lives.  Sure, I have been there done that with most every ass-hat I have come across.

How-fucking-ever, there are better ways to ruin someones life than posting information on a GODAWFUL website called 4Chan.org. For one, the pages there update every 3 god damned seconds, so it’s lost in a heartbeat and for two the people who go there are apparently very challenged.  You know, mentally.

I have heard and seen better excuses for ‘calling a wrong number than’ “Uhhh I was looking for Pizza Hut” when my area code is california and theirs is TEXAS.  So just a little lesson to those out there still:

Please. Just learn. There are juicier pictures on my myspace and facebook than the crap you are going to find on my brain’s shithole called livejournal.

Setting: Lobby of job. october of this year.

Me: [Enter various pleasantries with file-lady here]

Receptionist1: Hey who knows what I should do with this box-cutter

Me: You could always hijack a 747. Oooooh too soon?

Receptionist1 and 2, file girl: ……

[Crickets.]

Me: Mmmmmk… [abrupt subject change.]

 Honestly they make me wonder a bit.

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